“Guess how old I am?!! I’m four and a half, plus a quarter!”

“This water smells like pancakes!”

“My Mom just told me that my little sister is from the moon!”

“Daddy, do not tell the teacher that I like her. She can’t know!”

“I know how to do my Michael Phelps arms!”

“Your face looks HUGE through these goggles!”

“I’ll tell you which stroke is my favorite but it has to be a secret. Don’t even tell your Mom or your Dad or your Dog.”